My 5 year old: Pa, quieres ver el travesti Mii que hice?
(translation: Dad, do you want to see the transvestite Mii that I made?)
Oh, the joys of urban living. I knew I was going to have to talk about the birds and the bees, but about the bees who think they are birds?
Me: Sure, sweetpea. I see your classmates are all here.
I couldn't resist. I had to look it up to see if something like this existed and sure enough someone has already thought of it.
You can find how to make transvestite Mii's here like the one you see below.
Of course you can make other types of Miis in case your kids are not up to transvestites. I found a Winnie the Pooh, Chicken Little, etc.
My 5 year old is going to be a handful.